![]() So I measured Walter, and was stunned to discover that Walter is also exactly 21 and a half inches long. The little ivory caps add another one and a half inches. ![]() My oosik, sir, is 21 and a half inches, end to end. So Gene and I got to talking about our oosiks, and naturally the question arose: Whose is bigger? Gene measured his, and sent an email stating: Walter serves as our weather correspondent and is a big hit with the ladies. I recently learned that my old friend Gene Weingarten, who writes for the Washington Post, and, in his spare time, works as a fashion model, owns a walrus-penis bone, or oosik, which Gene says he bought in Alaska from (this is a direct quote) "an eskimo named Larry."Īs you are no doubt aware, I also own an oosik, named Walter, who is a regular contributor to this blog. ![]()
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